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Larry Miller Show

Absinthe Makes The Heart Go Wander (Rebroadcast)

Larry Miller Show

Jeff Fox

Larry, Booze, Home, Comedy, Prarie, Jean, Garrison, Keillor, Shepherd, Improv, Drunk, Miller, Companion, Hangovers, Guffman

4.81.1K Ratings

🗓️ 21 November 2012

⏱️ 45 minutes

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Summary

"The theme of this show is all about throwing things up," says Larry. Well, yes and no. On a completely unrelated note, the Upland chapter of the LMDS checks in, sharing an absinthe-based drink recipe. We ruminate, confab and otherwise mull over what exactly absinthe is and ain't. Also in this episode, Larry is a world-class "opener and closer of things" and isn't shy about admitting it. He once again expresses disgust and general loathing for the metric system. Who's with us? Burma? Liberia? Anyone else? You'll all come crawling back someday!  And just when you thought there would be no more hamper updates, intrigue and suspense ensue! What's the future of Larry's fourfecta? Will it break? Will it go to five? Will it go on tour? Tune in to find out! Quote of the week: "Once you start talking like Foghorn Leghorn, you really can't stop." (Selected  by a quorum of LMDS Members.)

Transcript

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0:00.0

This is a chorola digital. This week on for crying out loud

0:16.7

And then when did that become I got Spongebob money bitch?

0:21.7

Well in the world of basic cable, does that day ever come?

0:27.0

You know?

0:28.0

Probably, yes.

0:29.0

When you're Sponge Bob, it doesn't come that often.

0:32.0

But you kind of got the lottery ticket, man, the winning ticket.

0:35.0

Well, it's good to have something that's around for a little while.

0:38.0

It gives you kind of a leg dip stand on.

0:40.0

Are you part of the creators?

0:43.0

No.

0:44.0

So, I'm merely a session musician.

0:46.0

I'm the bass player.

0:47.0

But don't you think like the writers are, it's really the writing of the show that makes it.

0:52.0

Are you trying to downgrade the position on the show?

0:54.0

No, no, no, no, but here's the me.

0:56.0

You know what, you asked me to be on your podcast.

0:58.0

And now I feel like you brought me in and you're insulting me.

1:02.0

Now you know that now, the thing is that... This interview is over Lennox. and you're insulting me? That is pretty funny.

1:03.1

The thing is that...

1:04.1

This interview is over Leno.

1:05.1

Bye-bye.

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