This is BBC Radio 5 Live.

I was like, rocking it down the King's Road with my anal heel and mini condos.

Mine just became part of my daily routine.

It's like, I'd get up in the morning, I'd moisturise my face,

I'd spread cream up my bum.

It was like three times a day, isn't it? Yeah, I could do it.

Put it on your list.

Hello and welcome to You Me and the Big C with Lauren Mann, aka Girlvus's Cancer.

Hello. Hello. Hello.

Deborah James is here, better known to some of you as Boulbe.

Well, hello. Hi, Deborah.

And me, Rachel Bland.

I write the book Big C, Little Me.

I'm also heard on Five Live.

We are three friends and bloggers and writers.

We all have more than one thing in common.

But one thing in particular brought us together, we all have,

all we have had cancer.

And we're here to tell you all about the highs as well as the lows.

You can get in touch with us to suggest future topics,

let us know your experiences, or just give us feedback on the podcast.

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