About All That
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4.8 • 535 Ratings
🗓️ 31 October 2019
⏱️ 50 minutes
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Lauren Theisen joins Drew and Roth to discuss the news on everyone's mind—Andy Dalton being benched. Also some other things about the last few days at Deadspin, but mostly it's Dalton, baby.
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| 0:00.0 | We're back. We're back. It's a deadcast. I'm Drew. That's Rob. And also we have Lauren Tyson. Say hi, Lauren. |
| 0:15.9 | Hey, Drew. How's it going? Well, we have some very, very exciting things to talk about. Big, huge news in the Desmond |
| 0:21.5 | World. We all know about it. You all know that Andy Dalton has been banished. That's right. |
| 0:27.2 | I can't fucking believe. I'm so outraged at this. Yeah. This will not stand. Yeah, the staff |
| 0:31.7 | has been, I would say, I've never seen it as heated, as contentious, seen it as emotional from when that news broke yesterday. |
| 0:39.9 | We're in crisis mode because of the Cincinnati bangles. Just tons of inner turmoil over Andy leaving. |
| 0:46.9 | You know, he was really dependable in his role. You know, you saw him there every day. |
| 0:53.1 | Maybe it wasn't always the cleanest fellow. |
| 0:55.3 | Yeah. |
| 0:55.6 | But did his job and it was a good, sturdy, reliable, ugly man that you could... |
| 1:00.6 | Yeah. |
| 1:01.0 | First guy in. |
| 1:02.4 | Also, the first guy to use a toilet brush to wash his body in the shower. |
| 1:06.9 | Yeah. |
| 1:07.6 | So for Andy Dalton to leave or to get so rudely shoved out, well, that just makes the rest of us think, you know, maybe we're not long for this team here. |
| 1:19.0 | Yeah. Maybe it's time that the Bengals, who clearly are owned by a bunch of skin flints and losers, you know, maybe the Bengals need to reap what they sow. |
| 1:29.3 | Or, you know, whatever, they could sell. I think that, you know, there's... They could sell. They could sell it to Mark Cuban or something like that. Yeah. Mark Cuban, buy the Bengals, please. If somebody who actually wants to own the fucking Bengals. Maybe the Bengals players could go start their own team. You never know? Yeah. Yeah. |
| 1:42.1 | I can't be the only one that thinks that if the Bengals players |
| 1:45.5 | got together and started their own football team, they could dominate the NFL. I agree. |
| 1:50.2 | If the Bengals started their own newsletter, and it was a subscription newsletter, they could |
| 1:57.5 | absolutely rival the NFL in terms of... Sub-sub-stack-snatty. |
| 2:01.3 | I don't know. It doesn't sound very good. |
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