Abby Shares The Most Unhinged Voice Prompts From FELONS!

The Bert Show

News, Comedy, Entertainment News, Society & Culture

4.1 • 4.4K Ratings

🗓️ 21 July 2023

⏱️ 8 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

It’s a new edition of UNHINGED! Abby will play #Hinge voice prompts from both prisoners and law-abiding citizens and we're gonna choose who we'd rather date! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0	We get these calls, we get these e-mails all the time.
0:05.0	Birch, so where can I meet nice guys?
0:07.0	Where can I meet guys?
0:09.0	Haven't had any look at the jail?
0:11.0	Try church.
0:12.0	It's not working there either.
0:13.0	Where are the guys?
0:14.0	Wow, you really channeled that one, didn't you?
0:18.0	It's up with her.
0:19.0	Do you mean you?
0:20.0	Yeah.
0:21.0	He's digging deep for that.
0:23.0	It's jail.
0:24.0	That's where they are.
0:26.0	We found that out a couple of days ago.
0:28.0	Turns out jail is the best place to find your next boyfriend
0:31.0	because all on TikTok, all these videos are going viral
0:34.0	of these guys imprisoned in literal like maximum security facilities.
0:39.0	They're pitching themselves on the internet to become pin pals
0:42.0	with other single women or men out there.
0:45.0	But I can change.
0:46.0	He made one mistake.
	...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Previous episode | Next episode

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from The Bert Show, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of The Bert Show and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.