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Abby Shares The Most Disturbing UNHINGED Voice Prompts She’s Heard On Dating Apps!

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 13 November 2023

⏱️ 7 minutes

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DUDES! Wondering why you're lacking in matches on the apps? It's because your profile sucks. What’s the most unhinged voice prompt you’ve ever heard on a dating app? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

The Bert show

0:02.0

All right, Abby, so there are some dudes that are still trying just a little bit too hard on Hinged.

0:07.0

Oh yes, so on Hinge you can use these voice prompts to beef up your profile a little bit to attract the opposite sex.

0:14.1

However, sometimes specifically when men use voice prompts on hinge,

0:18.8

it does the exact opposite.

0:20.1

And instead of attracting them pushes them away.

0:22.8

And that has been very clear since we've been starting

0:25.4

doing this segment called Unhinged,

0:27.3

where I share some of the worst voice prompts

0:30.7

that I have been able to find on the app hinge.

0:33.8

Now I do have, I will say, I do have some women on here as well

0:37.6

just to show you that, you know, it's not just a one-sided

0:39.9

however I do think it is pretty apparent that it's lopsided.

0:43.6

So let's get into my segment.

0:45.4

We call unhinged.

0:46.7

All right, so for the first guy that I have up he just decided to share a little bit too much information and

0:59.4

I think proves just sometimes some things don't need to be shared on your daily

1:03.4

I have so much butt hair that when I fart it doesn't even make any noise

1:08.0

it really acts as like a like a suppressor is pretty cool. Really?

1:15.0

He really opened up his mouth and thought that that was going to be an attractive thing to tell women.

1:21.0

TMI with the butt hair.

1:23.0

Wow, out the gate with it.

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