Abby Shares The INTERNATIONAL UNHINGED Voice Prompts She’s Heard On Dating Apps!

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🗓️ 27 February 2024

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1:03.0	Look it might give you single women some comfort knowing that there are dumbasses all over the world.
1:10.0	It's not just our country.
1:12.0	Yeah, apparently you can find a bad guy in the United States and a bad guy in Ireland of all places.
1:19.0	In Ireland.
1:20.0	I'm working on the Irish accent because I'm going to Ireland in September and I have
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