The Bert Show.

All right, Abby, you dropped a bomb on us yesterday telling us you put an offer in on a place, on a home, your very own home.

I might be having a mortgage pretty soon.

Yeah, this is the biggest impulse buy.

Baby's first mortgage.

Exciting.

Let's go.

Yeah, this is the biggest impulse purchase of my life.

It's not impulse.

I know.

I've thought about it.

I've done all, I've done the spreadsheets.

I've done the research.

I've had the conversations.

And I'm like, you know what?

I just need to stop overthinking it.

And I just need to do it.

I feel like there's some guilt around spending big amounts of money, you know.

And I felt this way before. I've done some cosmetic work before. I've done some other impulse purchase

before and I always felt guilty about them in the beginning. But then you know what? I was like,

I've always been happy about them once I've done it. So I was like, why not just go for something

that's actually going to be potentially financially beneficial and purchase a home? Oh,

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