The Bert Show

You asked me a question on Friday that I wasn't expecting you to ask because normally I don't typically have weekend plans but I was prepared to answer when you said what are you going to do this weekend and on

Friday I said I got really nothing going on except for I'm going to deep clean my apartment

which I didn't do again.

You did not.

Once again I I'm depressed. So in lieu of doing that, what did you do?

I wiped my counters, I put my dishes away, and then I sat on the couch.

Okay, that's the start.

Not exactly deep cleaning, but a cleaning.

I cleaned a little bit.

I did a shallow clean.

All right.

And then I also... It is true that when you're in that that particular place in your life where things are kind of dark

It's just like everything you're doing just is so exhausting that you're like even wiping down a cat I don't have I don't have the effort

for it I'm going to bed just getting out the bed is hard no literally and I also need to be

shamed into cleaning my apartment like nobody comes over to my place it's just me and my cats I'm like well who's gonna my depressed. It's not that fun.

Don't you have friends that come over?

No.

Nobody comes over to your place or you just meet out?

No, we meet out.

That's what we do.

Yeah, no one's really hanging at my apartment.

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