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Abby’s Mysterious Rash Helped Her Find Romance!

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 3 June 2024

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Summary

Abby’s found love in a hopeless place! A Jacksonville urgent care...here's how she picked up guys using a mysterious rash!





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0:00.0

Get it the bird show.

0:02.0

Well that's one way to get a guy's attention, Abby,

0:04.4

to talk about your rash.

0:05.6

There are worse things to bring up, I could say.

0:07.6

Yeah, like weird rashes, you know, it's endearing.

0:10.7

It shows that you're human, you're out in the world living and you're obviously

0:14.2

doing things that are going to acquire a weird rash. And how I got mine is I'm a big walker, big

0:21.1

walking gal, love getting out in nature and going for walks and turns out

0:25.8

Atlanta's a little bit woodsier than I thought because I ended up getting a

0:31.6

very weird bug bite that I originally thought was a mosquito bite.

0:35.5

So I'm at home and I kind of looked down on my arm and I go, oh, a little mosquito bite, look at me,

0:40.4

big nature girl.

0:41.8

And then... Bad Jana, huh? Yeah, I I was like where's my Girl Scout badge for this and I

0:46.9

looked down in the next day it kind of flattens out and it gets a little red I'm like that's

0:51.1

weird but it doesn't bother me so I'm going to

0:53.0

move on with my life. Like the next day I go home to my parents house in Florida my

0:57.1

mom noticed that I've got like this big red splotch on my arm and I literally

1:00.7

forgotten about it because it didn't bother me.

1:02.6

And she goes, hey, why don't we mark it up?

1:04.4

And then the next day, if it gets bigger,

1:07.1

you should probably go to the care spot,

1:09.0

because that's probably not a good thing.

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