Abby’s Insightful Observation Shook Kristin To Her Core!
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🗓️ 31 July 2023
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| 0:00.0 | You're on the virtue. So Kristen says Abby shooketh her to her core. She did. |
| 0:08.1 | You're clear. My clear. And I've been working on it and hot yoga. So it's so obvious. |
| 0:15.8 | And the fact that isn't it so crazy how some things are so obvious and you they're |
| 0:20.1 | right there in front of your face and you don't see them until somebody else says something |
| 0:24.4 | to you about it. And then it smacks you upside the head and you're like, oh my god, how did I |
| 0:28.9 | not see this? It was literally right in front of me. So a little backstory. |
| 0:36.2 | Abby had dinner with my husband, my son and I. We were out to dinner to support Birds Big Adventure |
| 0:43.1 | our nonprofit. And Jimmy had gone sans nap that day. So he was lovingly crackhead Jimmy. |
| 0:52.0 | He doesn't get like he's not moody and he's not fussy and he's not whiny. He's just like |
| 0:58.2 | like he's just he's amped, right? He's dancing on tables. He's twerking. |
| 1:02.5 | Is that also because there's a new person that has been introduced into the family and he's trying |
| 1:07.0 | to like, you know, flirt in his toddler way? He does. He is a flirt for sure. And he also likes |
| 1:11.4 | to put on a show. So when he's got an audience, he, he performs. So I mean, she got to see Jimmy |
| 1:19.0 | very energized and amped up, right? And this is already a person an adult that isn't down to have |
| 1:25.1 | kids anyway. Correct. You were so funny. I'm in the negative now. So, you know, he had a lot of |
| 1:31.7 | energy. He was chewing on something and just grabbed my hand and spit it out in my mouth. Like a |
| 1:36.1 | Todd, like, you know, parents of toddlers, very familiar with this move. He was taking toys and |
| 1:41.2 | chucking them and doing like that sinister laugh. You know, he was just, he was amped. |
| 1:47.2 | Abby, at one point Jimmy sitting in between Abby and I and she just kind of pats his back and she's |
| 1:51.6 | like, hmm, I don't know how to function around children. You're like, you, you're terrifying me, |
| 2:00.0 | little boy. I like, and when I'm in the vicinity of anybody under the age of seven, I'm just, |
| 2:05.4 | I just short circuit. It was so funny. It's almost like she's trying to burp them. Yeah, it was, |
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