All right, Abby, tell us about the latest dating trend on, on hinge unwrapped.

Yeah, so it's basically kind of like your Spotify wrapped where at the end of the year,

you can plug in your data from hinge to find out how many messages you've sent, what

the longest message conversation you had, the most emojis you've used, the amount of

people you've rejected, the amount of people you've seen on the app, and it kind of sums

up your dating life in a single year. And so I had the birch show give me their predictions

for what my stats would look like. And now I finally have the results in.

All right, so let me ask you this before we even go in here, these results over the course

of the last year. If you would give your success rate when it comes to dating on hinge

from a one to a 100. Where are we at?

It's a big, big spectrum. I would probably say, like a 73, 73, like a C on the verge of

a C minus. But if that was the case, wouldn't you've been excited for at least one second

date if it was that successful? No, because I feel like that's a B. I feel like when I get

excited about a date, it'll be a B. For those of you that are listening for the first

time, Abby has never been excited. She said she's been on hundreds, right?

Yeah, maybe like a hundred dates. Okay, a hundred and one and has never can never recall

being excited for a second date. Never. Not once. The math thing, math and Abby, I don't

know about 73. I'll give it a 63. Now it's a two. Add one more D to the hinge collection.

So, hinge took their sweet, sweet time sending me these details. I literally was on the

phone with their customer service team like, I need us. Okay, calm down. We see why you're

single. And I found out that this is actually my stats from 2022, which I think will actually

be more accurate data considering I did give a hinge for like two months. So we'll actually

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