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The Bert Show

Abby Is Begging Her Mom To Stop Doing This One Thing For Her

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 29 November 2023

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Abby has had enough, and now she's making a request of her mom. Ps. Use code ABBY to get your 50% discount and 10 FREE GIFTS at adamandeve.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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All right, so Abby, your family needs to retire from trying to set you up.

0:35.7

It is time.

0:36.7

It is time. My family has a horrible track record for trying to set me up, but I honestly think this most recent

0:41.5

one takes the cake.

0:42.9

So I mean, I feel like everybody at one point or another

0:45.6

has been set up with somebody, whether it's like,

0:48.8

oh, I think you'd be really good with my friend so and so.

0:51.1

We're like, I've got a nephew that's really great and more often than

0:54.6

not you'll be sent a photo of this person and you'll be like this is how you thought

0:58.2

my match was really and it feels almost more like an insult than some kind of benefit to them trying to like match you up.

1:04.0

And I always kind of feel like they're choosing what fits their idea of what's convenient for them.

1:10.0

Like if it's your friend that's wiped up and their husband has a goofy best friend

1:16.0

They're trying to set you up with the goofy best friends that you guys can double date or if it's like your single friend

1:21.3

They're always setting you up with someone who's, you

1:24.2

know, cute but not attractive enough to be a threat to their own ego so they'll

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