Abby Has Sworn Off Dating Apps Officially!
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🗓️ 2 August 2023
⏱️ 6 minutes
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| 1:01.0 | The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again. |
| 1:05.0 | Leigh Mark Twain said that. |
| 1:07.0 | I know. I know somebody with really long hair. |
| 1:10.0 | Um, and doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. |
| 1:15.0 | So now for eight years, Abby has been on dating apps and really not enjoying it at all. |
| 1:20.0 | In fact, she told us two weeks ago or a week ago that she's never, ever, ever looked forward to his second date. |
| 1:27.0 | Literally never. Some's gone wrong. |
| 1:29.0 | Maybe it's me. Maybe I'm blaming the apps, but really it's just me. |
| 1:32.0 | Yeah, I'm all starting with like this existential crisis I had after seeing the Barbie movie. |
| 1:36.0 | As I was, as all crisis is due. |
| 1:39.0 | I'm not Barbie. Barbie. I was watching the movie and I was just kind of like, wow, everything in Barbie land is everything that I sort of like claim. |
| 1:46.0 | I'm sort of like living out and claiming to want out of life. |
| 1:49.0 | But like deep down, like I'm spending a lot of time and a lot of mental energy, like looking for somebody to share that with. |
| 1:55.0 | And so I was like, you know what? Maybe it's time for me to go on a little hiatus. |
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