Are we there yet, Dad?

Uh, nearly.

Dad, are we there yet?

Soon, darling, aye.

Are we there yet?

Soon, just be round the corner.

Dad!

I know, I know, are we there yet?

No. Are we lost, Dad?

Aye, I think so.

Should have gone to Speck Savers. Book an eye test online.

The bird show.

All right, so you, Abigail, fell in love not once but twice this weekend.

I know, look at the odds.

I know people were starting to get sick of me talking about, you know, how much I was not falling in love.

And I kind of wonder, like, am I ever going to get out of this phase where I talk about how things just don't work out for me in the love department?

But this weekend, like, I think I may have found the one. And of course, I'm not

talking about men. No, it's not. We knew. Hell hasn't frozen over just yet. Is it bad that we

didn't get our expectations at that high either? I know. I've also pranked you guys too many

times to where I just feel like none of this works anymore. I've lost the ability to pull one over on y'all.

You're the girl who cried prank one too many times.

I'm the girl who cried boyfriend one too many times.

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