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Abby Drafts Her Fantasy Football Team & Spills A Secret!

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🗓️ 13 September 2023

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Does this single lady know her worth, or is she being OBNOXIOUS with her demands for dates? What do you think? + Need help with your fantasy football team? We've got an expert in studio. Let Abby help you pull off a stellar lineup…and give you some tea in the meantime. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

the virtue. So she's got some demands for her dates now. Is this just a case of she knows her worth

0:06.6

or is she going over the top and being obnoxious about it? All right, so Julie posted this on her

0:12.2

social media and it's gone viral. And it is somewhat reminiscent of what we talked about yesterday,

0:17.7

the woman who wants to see a man's bank account before she goes out with him to make sure that

0:22.7

he's on equal playing, you know, equal footing as her. First date, she asked for that.

0:27.1

financially stable. So what Julie posted has some people split as to if this is high maintenance

0:35.1

or if a queen just knows her worth. Before you ask me on a date, just know I'll only agree

0:41.9

to lunch or dinner depending on my schedule and you will have to provide the following first.

0:48.5

$50 for gas. You could stop. What do you want to talk about next? I refuse to ride with you in case I

0:58.0

want to leave. $75 to $100 for a babysitter or you could pay for two more meals. $100 for a

1:06.0

she and haul. I need to be able to try on a few options for our date. $100 for my toes. No need

1:12.4

to worry about my nails since I don't get them done anyways. By the way, if you're pedicure cost

1:16.6

a hundred bucks, I think you're getting scanned. Yes, you will be paying for the whole day. No,

1:21.7

I won't be sleeping with you. And the second day will depend on how well you tip our server.

1:26.4

If this is too much, then I'm not for you. I live my life like this already. And if you can't

1:30.7

then please leave me alone. Ladies, am I missing anything else? If she's asking for $100 for she

1:37.1

and she's asking for an entire new wardrobe. I know, right? You're gonna get like an entire fall

1:42.0

caps. Like 50 shirts. Literally 50 shirts are like 25 cents a piece. This is insane. I mean,

1:47.6

I'm all for having high standards. I'm all for knowing your worth. I'm all for not accepting

1:54.0

anything less than what you think you deserve. But there's a difference between having high standards

1:58.2

and being entitled and this to me feels entitled. That's like $300 for a first date.

2:03.2

It's a gosh. Yeah, I'm more than that's insane. Yeah, I would never try to meet those

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