The virtue every now and then you might open up Instagram or whatever and somebody has slipped into your DMs

and there's a moment of adrenaline because you're so surprised and so excited. It's a

really? For me, it turned out to be, you know, that motivational speaker Gary V. That wasn't really Gary V at all.

Just Gary V's people. Yeah, just Gary V's people. He's a motivational speaker.

Gary V's AI bot. Pretty much. Yeah, asking me if I wanted to be a special body, special body,

just like getting me into his funnel, right? For Abby, it might be a little more authentic.

Yeah. And for a certain Salab crush of mine, it might have been when I slid into his DMs,

he had a little excited moment because he opened my DM almost instantly. I didn't expect it.

And it didn't go the way that I ever dreamed or envisioned that it would when I DM my

Salab crush. So I was recently verified on Instagram. Yeah, I truly made it in this world. I found

fulfillment. This is all I've ever wanted out of life. And so I thought I would use my new found

blue checkmark power to DM some celebs I find physically attractive. You immediately with that

blue checkmark become hotter. Of course. Yes. Everything in your life changes. If you don't have one,

you got to get one. You go up a whole point and a half. You don't have to stop it red lights. No,

you can jaywalk in police go, Oh, you're verified on Instagram. Oh, do what you want. I mean,

it changes everything. It really does. It gave me like four inches in height. My

compulsion was better. I went from a seven to an eight. And so what a five and eight point five.

And so what with this blue checkmark, it just kind of makes you look more relevant to celebs and

stuff. So I thought maybe I have a chance. Maybe if I DM one of these guys, they'll be like, Ah,

she's also verified a fellow blue checkmark club member. So I DM some of the obvious

candidates, bachelor contestants, pro football players, Jimmy G might have been in there. And then

a raffle. He's so hot. She top shelf guy. He's so handsome. How have you seen him?

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