This is Doug Loves Minis.

Hey, hey, hey, short rounds.

My name is Doug, and this is Doug Loves Minis,

the show that brings you audio from the shows you can't get into,

coming to you from a hotel room in Rosemont, Illinois,

O'Hare adjacent on Tuesday, May 5th, May the 5th be with you.

Cinco di Hio.

I had a wonderful time at Zanis in Chicago last night.

But even though the show was sold out, there were a couple of empty seats in the back because

people, you know, they bought some tickets and then, you know, maybe weeks ago.

And then they forgot to go or some emergency came up you know like a fast and

furious marathon on cable so if you come down to the club you can get in and snap up those people's seats

like tonight douglas movies at zanies and rosemont is sold out on paper but if if you took a chance it came down, I think you'd get in.

I think there's a real good chance you'd get in.

But instead, people like to say to me on Twitter,

oh, I really want to get into your show, please, please get me into your show.

And then when I say, come down, you'll probably get in.

The chance that they won't get in keeps them from showing up.

What are you going to do?

This will not be a problem at Thursday show in Fort Wayne,

because I'm playing the international ballroom, and it's huge.

Now, Denver, you've got to get on it,

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