A Very Small Big Dipper
Poog with Kate Berlant and Jacqueline Novak
Kate Berlant and Jacqueline Novak
4.8 • 2K Ratings
🗓️ 25 February 2025
⏱️ 63 minutes
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Summary
If you sleep eight hours, there's sixteen hours left with which to work. One cigarette in the front dummy pack and last night’s dessert is known in today’s lymphatic massage. The ice cream behind the topping, forgotten. A soft arrow. Finding anchors during self-checkout meltdowns. Nostalgia is the big killer. Shallow breaths while watching TV and Toto toilet’s eagerness to receive your piss. A letter’s formation on the page may or may not be relevant. Is that Orion bathing in the big dipper? Dreams really kick in after hour nine. Cuarón. Tongue stretching to the sky, paying for local pesticides, and mystical revelations.
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| 0:20.4 | Two best friends, both alike in dignity. |
| 0:23.0 | Nurturing phantoms and courting the muse. |
| 0:25.3 | The hag divines when something must die. |
| 0:27.6 | Yes, that was poog. |
| 0:28.7 | But this is huge. |
| 0:30.3 | The ego loves to seek, but never to find. |
| 0:33.1 | It was Berlant and Novak the whole time. |
| 0:38.5 | Hi. |
| 0:39.3 | Look, by the way, remember when you were using a pen that looked a lot like this, but you were using the ballpoint version. Oh, yeah. Yeah. And this is the fountain pen version. That's all I'll say. Holy shit. How about this? I might have to. Can't imagine. Can't imagine. Take. Don't tell me. Do you want the next word? |
| 0:53.3 | Yes. |
| 0:53.9 | A. |
| 0:54.6 | Oh. |
| 0:55.5 | It's close. |
| 0:56.4 | Okay. |
| 0:57.0 | I might have to take a trip to go sea bobbing with me. Okay. Yes. But I might have to take a 22-hour flight. Oh, Australia. |
| 1:12.8 | Australia to London. |
| 1:22.2 | And I'm actually, and it's, I might not, this is like something, it might not happen or whatever, but it's like enough to make me not do the ship. |
| 1:22.8 | Do you know what I mean? |
| 1:24.3 | You mean break it up? |
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