There are be echoes on the line taking your phone calls every night.

There are be echoes doing it right.

Teaching you how to live your life, but he's not really an expert.

Hello everyone and welcome to my little gecko podcast.

My name is Lyle.

It's a wonderful Wednesday afternoon and the calls that you are about to hear on this podcast they were all recorded while I was sick. I was deathly ill during the recording of this podcast, but you know what?

I don't let my body dictate my schedule, all right? A lot of people tell you to listen to your body that's wrong, all right? I make my body listen to me.

Bend to my will. I don't let sickness or disease

incapacitate me in my duty to perform gecko talking things with people over the phone.

Please don't listen to me. I have absolutely no idea what I'm talking about.

Anyway, for those of you who do watch the live stream, I am pleased to announce that I am starting my

live streams an hour earlier.

I'm starting them at 9 p.m. Eastern Standard Time as opposed to 10 p.m. Eastern Standard Time.

Why? Well, why did I start them so late in the first place? To start

of them late in the first place because, you know, I sleep very late because I stay up very

late. So because I sleep very late, I had to create more time for me to do other life obligations that I do during the day

so I had to make the stream later.

But then because I made the stream later, I stay up later, so I sleep later, so I got to make

the stream later and it's a whole thing,

and it was very stupid.

But yes, you can now call the gecko every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday at 9 PM

Eastern Standard time on Twitch.

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