A Very Jonas Christmas Movie
Mom Can't Cook! A DCOM Podcast
Luke Westaway & Andy Farrant
5.0 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 8 December 2025
⏱️ 128 minutes
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Summary
Are the Jonas Brothers real? That's the question at the centre of 2025's Disney+ original movie 'A Very Jonas Christmas Movie', which is either grimly cynical xmas fluff, or a biting comedy about siblings raised in the spotlight that lays bare the personal and professional failings of each Jonas Brother. It's very hard to tell.
That said, we're trying our best to pin down this quantum-state Christmas movie, in which Joe, Nick and Kevin Jonas are thrust into a madcap chase across Europe in a bid to be home for the 25th. The only thing we do know is that if the authorities ever catch Santa, he's going to jail for a long time. They probably won't catch him though, not when he has the power to detonate any vehicle with his mind.
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| 0:00.0 | I'm a fish boy who skates for team X-blades with a lepricorn who plays basketball. Come to my smart |
| 0:10.7 | house. Me my alien sister don't come hungry because I'll bet my momcard cook Hello everyone and welcome to |
| 0:25.0 | Monkart Cook a decom podcast |
| 0:26.6 | I'm one of your hosts Andy Farrant |
| 0:28.3 | And I'm the other host Luke Westway |
| 0:29.8 | Andy when I look around the podcast landscape |
| 0:32.1 | It seems like I am besieged by popular podcasts |
| 0:35.4 | That are run by brothers |
| 0:36.8 | The Lawrence Brothers podcast. The Brothers |
| 0:38.9 | Podcasts. Yeah, there's lots of them, aren't there? Yeah, there's lots of them. We are |
| 0:42.5 | hemorrhaging listeners, as Mum Can't Cook fans, jump ship and depart for the podcast where people |
| 0:48.7 | actually did jump ship. That's right, the Lawrence Brothers. The Lawrence Brothers, another brother-based |
| 0:52.5 | podcast. Exactly. So, |
| 0:59.7 | I mean, this is my livelihood, Andy. I'll do anything to protect this podcast. And what I have done is, I've contacted your mum and your dad. Oh, okay. They were surprised at first, but then, |
| 1:06.0 | as I explained the idea, and Andy explained the importance of it, they actually really quickly |
| 1:10.8 | came around and basically the paperwork's going through today, hopefully fingers crossed, and we're going to, you and me are going to be brothers. This is going to be a brothers podcast officially soon. Sorry, my parents are adopting you. Yes, yes, but so, and we're going to be brothers. But it's not, the podcast will benefit, of course. But there's going to be loads of other benefits. |
| 1:28.3 | Like, I can't wait for Christmas. |
| 1:29.7 | It's going to be so exciting. Can you imagine that? Aspen in December. Aspen? Yes, Aspen. Who's going to Aspen? Well, you are. We are. Oh, my God. Did you? Oh, no. Okay. No, mum didn't mention that, actually. |
| 1:43.3 | Okay. |
| 1:43.9 | She said that everyone was busy at Christmas, so we'd just see each other in the new year. |
| 1:48.0 | Right. no. Okay. No, mom didn't mention that actually. Okay. She said that everyone was busy at Christmas, |
| 1:46.2 | so we'd just see each other in the new year. Right. Well, okay, well, what she told me was that she's always |
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