I'm your host, Zach Newy Towers, and I'm your other host, Kelsey Dera, almost

Zach Newy Towers. A double, double trouble. This is what I was going to let Zach be on his phone and try and record my task.

Hey, let's just get it out of the way. Still have a science infection. Yeah, but you know why now, which is the creepiest thing I've ever heard.

Creepiest? Sorry.

I told you I'm standing by that. Tell the people and then they'll get to see if it's creepy.

I've got two bottoms. I posted this on my story. So this might be a repeat information. I've had jaw surgery. I have 28 screws in my face. Two of those screws have penetrated my sinuses. Did I know that before? No, I got a CT scan on Monday.

Son of a bitch.

Oh, that until I had a CT scan because I've got my fifth sinus infection of the year. And my doctor finally said, you should go see any.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, this is weird. The antibiotics aren't working. And they took a CT and they saw too little right through my sinuses and it's got all this gunk and infection all built up around it.

So I got to have a little sinus wash out surgery in two weeks and get a pressure wash. No big deal. Creepy.

No, wait, wait, wait, wait. But you also said this doctor who's going to pressure wash you, which all do you watch those videos on TikTok when they pressure wash the sidewalks.

Did you teach me anything, but yes, I love those videos. God, when you like offers just to do it for free, like there's a sidewalk you didn't know was there.

It's got usually like in great shape. Yeah, and it's people that are always like, Oh, I don't care. Go ahead. Yeah, if you really want to, I'm like, be grateful. Oh, that this man is people are a nightmare.

No one talks me. I say that every week. Stop talking. Wait, but go back to your gross nose. Okay. Is it something that happens where like the screws continue to move over time?

No, but I have always had chronic sinus infections, which is why this makes sense that like I think I finally have just reached a point where my immune system is becoming immune to the antibiotics.

Because my body would always just flush. It's gross. It's just I'm I'm bummed because you deal with so much already.

Oh, my ears yesterday, like because of the rain, we're filled with fluid and like I if I try to blow my ears, I would get fucking dizzy and I'd start walking sideways.

And I had this insane headache, like sinus problems. No joke. Kelsey, if you were a dog, you'd be labeled red. I would. Oh, I would have been euthanized euthanized at birth.

I came out with a quarter on my neck. They would have been like, oh my god, she's been a suicidal queen since the beginning. Oh my god, wait, can I tell you something exciting? Yes.

I don't know if that was a brand. We got to take it away from you.

I found out yesterday that speaking of suicidal queen, my book has sold over 50,000 copies. Kelsey, is that not a ridiculous number?

That is so cool. I have never like I was like 10,000 is usually what you want to hit to have a successful book. That's for you sell that and you're on the New York Times.

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