A Tyrus Thanksgiving Special

Gutfeld! Monologues

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🗓️ 29 November 2025

⏱️ 6 minutes

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As seen on Gutfeld!, guest host Tyrus reacts to a new study that says chimpanzees weigh evidence before making decisions. Plus, a bodybuilder injected petroleum jelly into his biceps is now facing a double amputation due to an infection. Tyrus uses this as a warning for Greg. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Have you ever wondered what a sandwich sounds like?
0:04.2	Not much to it, is there?
0:06.2	Unless, of course, it's a Walker's sandwich.
0:10.9	Mmm, that is good.
0:12.9	Now that's what Asani should sound like.
0:15.8	Go all crisp in with walkers.
0:19.0	Delicious. I didn't I didn't get a tyrus, Cyrus,
0:38.3	Cyrus,
0:39.3	I didn't get a tyrus out of that guy.
0:56.0	What it is!
0:59.0	We all got the turkey hangover.
1:02.0	Hey, it's Black Friday, and I'm Tyrus.
1:05.0	And that's ironic.
1:07.0	Let's welcome tonight's guess.
1:10.0	In high school, he was voted most likely to transition, comedian Joe Mackey.
1:16.7	He looks like a lesbian truck driver, but sounds like her girlfriend, comedian Jim Thornton.
1:33.6	Okay. I'm sorry. That's so funny.
1:35.1	He looks like he goes to rehab to sell drugs.
1:39.9	Comedium Adam Hunter.
1:46.4	She was featured in New York Times.
1:49.2	Nope, no insult.
1:50.2	She was featured in New York Times.
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