Totally football show, totally ready for the new season to start.

Crack open the off-brand energy drinks, pass the deep, and let's upload something very, very wrong to our social media channels.

Today, like an 80s kid wasting their pocket money at the newsagents, we're all about the transfers.

Just don't tell Potch.

Plus, we'll talk Community Shield, the best, Rinaldo's latest litigation, and bad times

for Very and Bolton.

Dancing our way into your ears like David James in the Strictly Ballroom, brackets

clumsily, this is the Totally Football Show in association with Paddy Power.

Yes, welcome one and all. How nice to have you with us.

I'm Matt Davis Adams, warming the throne for AC Jimbo for the final time.

Alongside me today, after getting his first run out of the new campaign on Monday, he's back once again, though not with the ill behaviour.

He's a very polite young man.

Still sporting the shades, it's Tom Williams.

Hello.

Hello.

And alongside Tom, our very own stat man,

he, you and I will be relieved to know that our scatman John fascination has reached its natural conclusion.

Despite that, he will still be wheeling out the most obscure facts

resting in that delightful coconut of his.

Hello, Duncan Alexander.

Hello.

Hello.

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