Hey, freaks, it's Friday, October 7th, 2022, coming up on the program today, the stink

of dirty, full diapers wafting through a Las Vegas casino, plus the candidate who held

a knife up to his wife's throat and threatened to shoot her, daycare workers scaring the crap

out of children, and the vagina whisperer is in some legal trouble.

Distorted View Daily proudly presents great moments in funeral eulogies.

And I'd like to share a song with you that I wrote and I apologize to you that I don't

know it by heart, so I'd like to read it out of my book, Jesus' poetic song, and actually

sing it to you.

I am your friend, I am your brother, I am your child, I want to be, I am your child, I

want to be, I am your child, I want to be.

You are my blood, you are my family, you are my Lord, please be my savior, Jesus, rescue

me and keep us together for our love, will endure.

I receive your blood, I accept your body to be cleansed and purified, now I'm making

the steps to heaven where I want to be, I am your child, I want to be, I am your child,

I want to be, the Distorted View Show with Tim Hanson, this is the biggest watermelon

that I ever seen, the one who comes while I eat your smelly, hairy, wet pussy, please, no

confessions involving children, he is Mr. vagina thinking about Mr. penis, yes Tim Hanson

back here with you one more time as we end the week with the Friday show got a great

program for you, I'm so happy, yesterday on the side show exclusive podcast I played

a short clip of a trans disabled furry who had been kicked out of a furry convention and

she was losing her goddamn mind, at one point she uttered the phrase I suck cock for dick,

wrap your mind around that one, better yet shove your penis in her mouth, she'll pay

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