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It's time now for the chipping forecast,

in association with Peter Millar, brought to you by Andrew

Cotter, Eddie Pepperel and special guest Ian Carter.

Hello there and welcome to the chipping forecast.

My name is Andrew Carter.

I had to think about that a little bit there, which is worrying when you're trying to remember athletes' names.

And often I haven't been over the last couple of days.

But I am in Japan, Tokyo, which is the capital of Japan, in a very big city.

And Ian Carter is in London town, way down south London town. Well, sorry, you're sort of London,

aren't you? We don't give away your exact location in case you get adoring fans.

And that's not going to happen, is it? Just south-west of London. Just say, I must say, your Wi-Fi sounds so much better from Tokyo than it does from Cheshire. Well, interestingly, Japan, they've got it, I was going to say they've got it cracked. I'm not sure they have. I was thinking the USA probably have the best Wi-Fi. I don't know what I base that on. But Japan, the Wi--Fi the internet in the stadium has been atrocious

I was supposed to be in the stadium I'm going to race off after this recording to get into the

evening session that's what you do you do the morning session which is in obviously the middle of the

night in the UK then you come back have a few hours get your notes ready do whatever and grab some food, then go into the evening session. And I was going to be there with all the noise. Remember we did that an episode a couple of years ago when I was in Budapest? Yes. And I was talking about the relics of St. Stephen on his mummified hand. And that was done in the stadium. Well, I was actually just brewing COVID within me at that time

and anyway that was the plan

not to get the COVID but to the COVID

but to be in the stadium

but the white the internet is so bad there

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