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This week on the swift half, we're going to be looking back

at some tall highlights. Enjoy. Now we're going to do audience questions. We've done our

two pints ones, but we sent you out, when you bought

your tickets, we sent you out a questionnaire. And you told us some of, well, we're not

doing our questions yet, we're doing our stories. First of all, you sent us some stories,

and then you sent us some questions. So we're going to have a little chat about some of your

stories. Sarah Tatasol, the question was, do you have any interesting stories? And Sarah replied,

none, my husband is boring as fuck.

Cheers, Sarah. Thanks, Sarah. Thank you. Thank you.

Good to hear from you. Chris's guest went for his stagdo in Windsor. It was freezing cold.

He was drunk. Pubs were shut. And he's... Oh, we go. This is on topic. he was drunk, pubs were shut and...

Oh, here we go, but that's on this.

I was drunk, pubs were shut and I needed to fart.

So I farted but actually shit myself badly.

Thanks for sharing, Chris.

I ran down an alleyway, Will, show me how we ran down the alleyway when he ran from his knees.

That's the shit room? Oh, fucking hell. alleyway will show me how we ran down the alleyway when he ran from his knees that's

the shit room oh fucking oh also so you think the expression when you shit is where

do you go oh i'm just gonna let off it no i don't think it's shock it's just one of like

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