0:00.0	Cabin crew, prepare for landing.
0:02.6	Wow, that was a quick flight.
0:04.4	Never mind, Bondi Beach, barrier, reef, here we come.
0:07.8	Holiday of a lifetime, cannot wait.
0:10.2	Me neither.
0:12.5	Ladies and gentlemen, we'll shortly be landing in Austria.
0:16.0	Austria? We're supposed to be going to Australia.
0:19.6	What have you done?
0:21.9	Should have gone to Speck Savers.
0:23.8	Book an eye test online.
0:25.3	Um, has anyone got any long trousers I could borrow?
0:28.1	I've only got a bikini, Andy.
0:30.0	Don't tell me to Dad.
0:31.7	Is it?
0:32.4	Fuck on.
0:33.0	Pushes the button.
0:34.3	Fuck!
0:42.3	I've only just remembered this. I'm going to play it.
0:44.3	I don't know if we're going to be able to actually use this.
0:47.3	Those what?
0:48.3	If we're going to be able to use this, but I'm going to play it to you anyway because you have to hear it.
0:51.3	Right, go on.
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