Menopause is coming and the men of all left town, but I'm not giving up until I see that baby crown.

39 and single, can someone help me out?

He could be bald and bearded, shorter or tall, funny, smart, and love basketball.

Gay, straight, black to white, tiny eyes with an underbide,

I just need sperm, sperm cast.

Welcome!

Well, as I said last week, pregnancies are dated from the first day of your last period, so officially,

today I am five weeks and five days pregnant.

So let's read from what to expect when you're expecting. Week five. Your little embryo,

which at this point resembles a tadpole more than a baby, complete with tiny tail, is growing fast

and furiously and is now about the size of an orange seed, still small,

but exponentially larger than before.

This week the heart is starting to take shape.

In fact, the circulatory system along with the heart is the first system to be operational.

Your baby's heart, about the size of a poppy seed, is made of two tiny channels called heart tubes, and

though it's still far from fully functional, it's already beating, something you might

be able to see on an early ultrasound.

Also in the works is the neural tube, which will eventually become your baby's brain and spinal

cord.

And that's it.

In other words, my fingers are very, very

tightly crossed and I sleep with crystals. But other than my lack of period and my inability

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