The Bert Show.

So Moe has teased us by telling us that when he was in Thailand, a complete stranger comes up to him and offers cash for your woman?

That's exactly what happened.

And it's funny how it happened because I was literally just having a conversation with my lady.

We were sitting in like this.

We go out and we're at this really nice restaurant and this live

band and we're just having a good time and she asked me she was like do you ever think like

that trouble just seems to follow you somehow and this is like right before this happens and

I was like it's funny you say that because that's been a thing my entire life like I don't know

what it is but I always make a joke that I'm like the best in the world that minding my business.

I stay to myself.

I stay in my lane.

I don't bother anybody.

But for some reason, the universe just not appreciate that.

Being tested, man.

I'm being tested all the time.

And I kind of felt this coming.

It was almost like I saw it play out,

even though it just seemed so surreal. Because these guys, it's like a group of four guys.

And I see them walk in. And in order for them to get to their section, which they clearly

had like the best section in this place. It was pretty obvious that they had spent

some money to have a good time. So it's like VIP of VIP. VIP, exactly. And so they have to

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