The Birch Show.

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So Abby, you're pretty sure that you're having a one-sided emotional affair with a married man right now.

Yeah, I'm 95% sure.

There's a man who thinks that we're engaging in some kind of rendezvous in a couple of months.

Because when I was in my hometown of Jacksonville slash St. Augustine, Florida over the weekend,

a man pretty much cornered me into having

a date with him, even though he was wearing a wedding ring and talked about his wife the entire time.

So I went down to Jacksonville with a good friend of mine because there was a live podcast recording

that we were going to go see. So we're like, you know what? We'll make a whole weekend out of it. It's Valentine's Day or it's Valentine's Day weekend.

We'll go stay with my parents and we'll hang out by the pool and we'll go walk around downtown St.

Augustine.

It'll just be an absolute blast.

So we are on our merry little way.

We're bopping around downtown St. Augustine.

We've got some cocktails.

We're gabbing. We're gossiping. And I pull her into this restaurant that opened up a

couple of years ago that I love. It's called River and Fort. Very cute, very quintessential Florida.

And I sit us down at the bar because I'm like, you know, we'll just have a couple of beves. And then we need to go down to the amphitheater,

which is where the podcast recording is taking place. So while we're sitting there and we're talking and we're gabbing, a man sits down

next to me. And normally, like, that's kind of a fun thing because I'm a single lady. So I'm like,

maybe there will be some kind of fun interaction happening. And of course, that's pretty much

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