A Starbucks Boyfriend Birthday!

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

4.5 • 758 Ratings

🗓️ 3 September 2025

⏱️ 65 minutes

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EP823: Bryan reluctantly accepts his birthday wishes from Krissy and from his Starbucks boyfriend. But the rest of the world can f&#k off! It's his birthday and he'll wine if he wants to. Plus, Burning Man has become a symbol of everything it once railed against. Rich brats, AI Billionaires and crypto bros, all taking pictures for their Instagram in an effort make themselves look better than the rest of us. Bryan has thoughts. Then, T&T are headed to the altar. Our credit cards will pay for their happiness...but maybe we need it?! Finally, Charlie Sheen is an honest broker. He has been open about his drug use and his drug use and his drug use. Let's all watch the upcoming Netflix doc about his, drug use! TCB Clips: Pornstar Birthday Watch EP #822 on YouTube! Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB FOLLOW US: Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@thecommercialbreak⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Youtube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠youtube.com/thecommercialbreak⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ TikTok: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@tcbpodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Website: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.tcbpodcast.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ CREDITS: Hosts: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Bryan Green⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ &⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Krissy Hoadley⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Executive Producer: Bryan Green Producer: Astrid B. Green Voice Over: Rachel McGrath TCBits & TCB Tunes: Written, Voiced and Produced by Bryan Green. Rights Reserved To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Mm-hmm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm. on this episode of the commercial break i didn't tell them it was my birthday oh yeah because i don't think that
0:36.2	they don't know it's like on the app or the day.
0:38.2	No, I don't. My app hasn't worked in years. Oh. I've called Starbucks. Starbucks tech support is exactly what you'd expect out of Starbucks tech support. It's not support or tech. It's like somebody telling you to re-download the app on your phone. which don't you think I thought about that?
0:54.5	Come on.
0:55.1	I mean, honestly.
0:55.8	So my app hasn't worked in years.
0:57.4	But anyway, they... telling you to re-download the app on your phone, which don't you think I thought about that?
0:54.6	Yeah.
0:54.7	Come on.
0:55.1	I mean, honestly.
0:55.9	So my app hasn't worked in years. But anyway, no, I didn't say anything. Oh, okay. I didn't say that. But my Starbucks boyfriend knew it was my birthday because I did tell him and he said happy birthday. Oh. When did you tell him? Today or? Yeah, I said it on a text man.
1:10.6	I was like, oh, okay.
1:11.1	Tomorrow's my birthday, so I'll, you know, I got to do this, and then I'll be up there.
1:14.4	We make plans. you tell him? I told him. Today or? Yeah, I said it on a text man. I was like, oh, tomorrow's my birthday, so I'll, you know, I got to do this and then I'll
1:13.5	be up there.
1:14.4	We make plans to me.
1:15.5	You do.
1:16.1	Yeah, we're a couple.
1:17.1	I love this.
1:17.6	We're a little couple.
1:19.6	The next episode of the commercial break starts now.
2:01.4	Oh, yeah, casting kittens, welcome back to the commercial break. I'm Brian Green. This is my dear friend and the co-host of this show. Chris Joy Haudley. Best to you, Chris. Best to you, Brian. I'm happy birthday. Fuck it. I got it all. Bye homeboating. I got you. I know, you did. And I like your glasses. YouTube.com slash that commercial break if you want to check out Chrissy's LED glasses where she can spell stuff out on it. Currently it's scrolling. Happy birthday. Happy birthday. Brian. You look like Max Headdrop. I know. I kind of do. I forgot how many different things you can do with these glasses.
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