TCB Infomercial: Patton Oswalt

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

5 • 3.2K Ratings

🗓️ 2 September 2025

⏱️ 52 minutes

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EP#822 TCB Infomercial w/ Patton Oswalt Patton Oswalt, a rare creature in the entertainment industry. A constant presence for almost 3 decades, multi-talented, never type-cast, always evolving and super f'n nice! Patton has done it all! And after reviewing his ling list of accomplishments, stressing over talking points and strategizing the interview, Bryan chokes and asks him about...Remy. Nice work BG! God Bless Patton Oswalt. A national treasure . Patton's Instagram: HERE Watch EP #822 with Patton on ⁠⁠⁠⁠YouTube⁠⁠⁠⁠! Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB FOLLOW US: Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@thecommercialbreak⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Youtube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠youtube.com/thecommercialbreak⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ TikTok: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@tcbpodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Website: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.tcbpodcast.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ CREDITS: Hosts: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Bryan Green⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ &⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Krissy Hoadley⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Executive Producer: Bryan Green Producer: Astrid B. Green Voice Over: Rachel McGrath TCBits | TCB Tunes: Written, Performed and Edited by Bryan Green To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Why are businesses like HelloVet choosing Apple products and services?
0:04.8	So we started the business two years ago.
0:07.2	We had a few people who were used to PCs and this was their first foray into Macs.
0:12.5	But it's been super smooth getting everyone onto those devices and everyone seems really, really happy.
0:18.0	Find out how Mac can help you run and grow your business at apple.com forward slash
0:23.6	HelloVet.
0:25.9	You know what doesn't age well?
0:27.6	Woke.
0:29.6	It really doesn't.
0:31.3	I'm woke, I think.
0:33.7	But you know what?
0:34.7	I won't be someday.
0:36.4	And so will all of you.
0:39.0	Be woke, be open-minded.
0:40.8	Just don't pat yourself on the back.
0:42.5	Because that will bite you in the ass.
0:44.6	Because everyone that's getting canceled now for not being woke was woke about something,
0:48.0	they just couldn't keep up with progress.
0:50.1	Progress will always fucking steamroller you.
0:52.8	I'm very pro-trans, very pro-gay marriage, gay rights, and pro-abortion.
0:57.9	But no, no, that's not, what I'm saying is that is going to blow up in my face someday.
1:05.0	I'll be doing comedy when I'm 70, and I will let slip something that I won't be able to keep up with.
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