The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show podcast, Melbourne's Gold 104.3.

Live from Level 2, 21 to 31 Goodwood Street, Richmond.

This is the Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show on Melbourne's Gold 104.3.

Here I am. I'm back blinking into the lights.

Yay. I feel like a man who's been in captivity for last week. It's actually good to see you all.

Welcome back with missed you. Do you know what, Pat? I've missed you all so much. I've missed

actually being at work. It is miserable being off sick. It's boring. I hated it.

And not just that. When you're home alone and you're ill, there are several times I found myself

talking to myself. And I'm going mad? When the kids find me at the end of this week, when they

come back after three weeks away, are they going to go, what happened to dad?

Like Tom Hanks in. I'm there with Wilson. Who was your version of Wilson? I case you're wondering why I was off last week, I was poisoned.

And I got, actually, Saturday morning, I finally got the results of the blood test they did.

And I was poisoned by Fifi Box.

And Eddie McGuire, they all got together and they tried to run me out of town with poison as well.

Tough luck, okay?

I'm back.

It didn't work. It almost worked, but it didn't work.

So, Pat, in the last week, things have changed.

You've had a new haircut?

Oh, we had a wedding at the weekend, so I've got to do on Friday.

Right, I see.

I get it now.

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