I wear that beanie to school for two years straight.

People look at me when I wear that beanie.

They look at me like I'm the coolest person to ever walk.

I'm assuming that's what they looked at me.

But people stare at me when I wear this beanie.

And I felt like the coolest Russian ever.

That beanie only had three letters on it. It was N-W-A.

It's Vila Benson, your favorite meme queen in the big sit you didn't ask for, but see. Welcome to Daddy

Issues. Daddy Iss issues. Are you ready?

Hi, Vassiz. And welcome to a brand new Daddy Issues podcast. I am your host,

Dioleda, also known as Violet Benson. I'm your Russian bixist. You're giving you that tough

love you may not want to hear them, but best believe you're going to need. And today we actually have a special episode. So I thought, why not? For fun, we can continue my series of a series of unfortunate events. So I thought today it's going into the second episode of a series of unfortunate events. By the way, if you were a new listener, thank you so much for tuning in.

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So two things. One one i've made a list

of the series of fortune events things that i want to talk about the only thing about my list

that a lot of the things allegedly would be considered illegal allegedly so that can make my life a little hard because I'm like, what can I talk about then?

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