4.9 • 4.2K Ratings
🗓️ 1 February 2017
⏱️ 68 minutes
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0:00.0 | We've got a tour, Adam! |
0:03.3 | Oh, that's right, Ben. Star Trek V isn't going to tour itself. |
0:07.1 | It's not a dream. |
0:08.4 | The greatest generation is strapping on our rocket boots and heading back out on the road |
0:13.2 | to review Star Trek V, the final frontier, and roast it like it's a marshmallow. |
0:18.6 | It's a film co-written and fully directed by William Schatner about boldly going to the |
0:24.6 | center of the galaxy to shoot photon torpedoes at God. |
0:28.7 | So free your mind, share your pain, and get your tickets at GreatestGenTour.com. |
0:34.2 | GreatestGenTour.com! |
0:35.6 | Tickets are on sale now. |
0:37.0 | Hey, this is Adam. |
0:40.7 | I just wanted to chime in real quick before the show begins to let you know that I fucked |
0:45.3 | up my audio on the next couple of episodes. |
0:50.0 | And that is the reason that my track of the podcast sounds so terrible. |
0:56.5 | Hopefully this will not affect your enjoyment of our stupid jokes too much, but I wanted |
1:02.4 | to let you know before you began that the next few episodes are not going to be as nice |
1:09.2 | in terms of fidelity as they usually are. |
1:11.4 | My perfectionist tendencies are so acute that I feel like I want to go back and record |
1:18.4 | everything that I said properly. |
1:21.7 | But my OCD tendencies are such that we've got to make a schedule. |
1:27.4 | So these shows have to go out on time, so I'm not going to do that. |
1:31.3 | We're instead going to put out the shows as they are. |
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