A Big Fan of Scarcity (S5E9)

The Greatest Generation

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Voyager, Tng, Tv Reviews, Review, Star Trek Enterprise, Star Trek The Next Generation, Star Trek, Comedy, Tv & Film, Ds9

4.9 • 4.2K Ratings

🗓️ 6 February 2017

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

When a burlap clad professor from the 26th century pulls his doorstop up to the Entrepreneur, they take a detour from rescuing an imperiled planet to fill out his questionnaires. But when he starts taking the five finger discount on all the ship’s tricorders, the previously credulous crew gets angry. Will Geordi’s tauntaun freeze before he reaches the first marker? Why couldn’t Guinan have cleared this whole thing up? Is this guy here just to do historical booty calls? It’s an episode that really asks a lot of us.

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0:00.0	We've got a tour, Adam!
0:03.3	Oh, that's right, Ben. Star Trek V isn't going to tour itself.
0:07.1	It's not a dream.
0:08.4	The greatest generation is strapping on our rocket boots and heading back out on the road
0:13.2	to review Star Trek V, the final frontier, and roast it like it's a marshmallow.
0:18.6	It's a film co-written and fully directed by William Schatner about boldly going to the
0:24.6	center of the galaxy to shoot photon torpedoes at God.
0:28.7	So free your mind, share your pain, and get your tickets at GreatestGenTour.com.
0:34.0	GreatestGenTour.com tickets are on sale now.
0:37.2	Here's to the finest crew in Starfleet.
0:41.6	Engage.
0:43.4	Welcome to the Greatest Generation.
0:54.5	I'm Star Trek Podcast, but you guys are moving barest at the Star Trek Podcast.
0:58.0	I am your host, Adam Brandico.
1:00.4	I am also your host, Benjamin R. Harrison.
1:02.9	Ben, we don't often feel a great amount of fomo on this show.
1:11.6	But recently, I did feel that in great amounts from a few of our listeners who attended,
1:19.7	boarded, and partied on the Star Trek crews.
1:22.7	Oh, yeah.
1:23.7	I saw some tweets about this.
1:25.5	Yeah, too.
1:28.3	I really want to do this.
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