Shiff change freaks. Freaks.

Hey, hey, no running.

I said no running.

Sorry dude.

My feet are so big from puberty.

I don't know how to use them.

Well, well, well.

Look, Kate!

How did you get into the manager's office?

Uh, not sure I want to stay without a lawyer present, partner.

I'm gonna have to revoke your membership?

Kirk, Kirk, Kirk, you wouldn't actually do that to a little lady like me now, would you?

Why are you speaking like that?

I'm looking for Jordan. Have you seen her? She's been avoiding me all week.

I put her on break. I know. The rotation chart hangs right next to the Coca-Cola machine.

You know you've been scheduling her breaks at the exact same time as that Marissa Chick, who is literally Jordan's enemy?

Huh, I know. I figured they'd either fall madly in love with each other or Jordan would quit.

I'm betting on the latter though. They're not going to fall in love.

Jordan would never choose Marissa over me. You can only have one best friend and we signed our

blood pact years ago. Wait, do you actually think she'd pick her over me?

Oh my God, she totally likes Marissa more than me.

Ugh!

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