Welcome to your first shift, Marissa. Here's your whistle. I'm excited to join the team. Did you have a good weekend off?

My family had already planned to take a trip to Orlando. I didn't think Kirk would be so

understanding. How was it here? Had to stop 10 kids from swimming directly after eating?

Oh.

If you're here first, check the chlorine levels.

If you remember anything from this convo, remember this.

Kids will pee, but we don't want to see the pee.

The Laplains are tough work because you have to deal with Frank and Joel.

They fight like an old married couple, even though they hate each other.

So like an old married couple?

Thanks for training me.

Kirk said I had to.

Still, I...

Marissa!

Hi, Stephen Stevens with the Daily Sunshine.

Uh, look, I'm here for your interview.

First name with the pH, last name with the V. I thought first we'd get a couple of shots of you diving into the pool in that red bikini, like a reenactment almost.

Hey, Guy, swimming pool disembowlement.

Heard of it?

That's what happens when a stupid strappy bikini like Marissa's gets sucked into the drain,

Pinning the victim underwater, eviscerating the buttocks before...

Who are you?

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