A Pittsburgh Prize
Absolutely Not
Dear Media
4.9 • 14K Ratings
🗓️ 17 May 2023
⏱️ 62 minutes
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Summary
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather's back is out but her attitude has returned. She's learning hard lessons like "everyone's an asshole", "if you dont have a core, you're body will shut down" and "Dont get stabbed in Pittsburgh"- She hits the hotline to try to make sense of why dentists ask you questions with their hands in your mouth and more!
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| 0:00.0 | The following podcast is a deer media production. |
| 0:03.0 | You know what I love to do? |
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| 0:43.4 | Welcome to the absolutely not podcast where we do the most in the least at the same |
| 0:48.4 | damn time. |
| 0:49.2 | I'm your host Heather McMahon. |
| 0:51.0 | I want to start a fire. |
| 0:59.0 | Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to another episode of the absolutely not podcast. |
| 1:04.3 | I'm your host Heather McMahon. |
| 1:07.4 | How the hell are you? |
| 1:11.7 | Hope you're having a beautiful week. |
| 1:13.2 | It is great. |
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