A Paddy Crime

Petty Crimes

Hartbeat

Comedy, True Crime

4.8 • 685 Ratings

🗓️ 8 October 2024

⏱️ 46 minutes

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Who knew biochemical warfare could happen in the suburbs? Petty Criminals! Do you have a crime that should be heard in the Petty Crimes Court? Submit it to our team by emailing us at [email protected]! And keep up with us on Instagram and TikTok for crime evidence, events, BTS and other general petty bullsh*t… Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	All right, time to get in the muck.
0:01.5	Vote and stop fucking around.
0:03.2	That's the message.
0:04.7	And don't get it confused.
0:06.2	Don't not vote and do fuck around.
0:08.5	Oh, fucking at the voting booth.
0:10.7	Minimal.
0:11.4	Whatever gets you there.
0:12.4	Yeah, literally.
0:13.1	And it'll get you there.
0:18.8	Welcome back to Petty Crimes, the only true crime comedy podcast that exclusively investigates non-crimes.
0:27.9	I'm Griff.
0:29.2	Hey, I'm Kira.
0:30.4	Hey, hey.
0:31.1	Thanks for having me.
0:33.9	I thought you wouldn't.
0:35.6	What's new with you?
0:36.9	Such a boring way.
0:38.2	I'm sorry we always start like that, but like sometimes we don't see each other for a long time.
0:42.3	Well, for the first time in a long time, I actually have something to say.
0:47.0	Sorry.
0:47.7	Which is just the sweetest reminder to all of you to make sure you're registered to vote.
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