Hey, you fucking bitch. It's me. It's me. You're a wizard. Holder McNeilly.

At least you think it is, but it's actually Freddie Cooger.

Ah, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

Welcome to our Nightmare and Elm Street episode.

And it's me, your cool, calm, supportive boyfriend, Johnny Depp, I mean, Glenn.

And, hey, I know it's crazy, but did you hear about how the Balinese people defeat nightmare monsters in their dreams sometimes? I don't know. Just run in my mouth. I wonder if that'll come in handy later. Jake, it's your, it's your sweet grandmamma. Oh, I'm over here. What? I'm having to, please come closer, Jake. Oh, course. It's me. You know your grandmamma. Yeah, I got you again. Oh, damn it. Why did I trust knowing that I was in the dream realm of a nightmare being capable of taking on any form? And yet I still, oh wait, hold on one. Hey, it's me, your drunken mom. Just go to sleep.

I barred all the windows.

Lockety-blockety.

Mama, come on.

Please, Mama, put the bottle down.

Mama, no.

Mama, why?

I represent the failure of adults to protect the best interests of their children.

Mama, no.

Mama, please.

Locky, locky, blocky.

Stop.

I'm sorry, that line is seared into my brain.

That drunk mom.

All right, so we're just covering the first movie.

Yeah, by the way, we are we, we were going to try to do the first three. And there's just

so much in the first one. And I want to give it its due. And I hopefully maybe, I don't know how we would do this in the future, but I would love to return to the franchise. We do each one. We do, we do the homoerotic second one. We do the awesome dream warriors. We do four and five where the lord just goes off the rails and it's

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