A New Untold Story: Ep. 240 - Best of Fictional Debates

A New Untold Story

Barstool Sports

Comedy, Improv

5 • 6.1K Ratings

🗓️ 1 June 2021

⏱️ 68 minutes

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|| A New Untold Story: Ep. 240 - Best of Fictional Debates || The boys reminisce on our fictional debates from early quarantine! || Producer: Intern Mark Del Figgalo

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0:00.0	Hey, a new one told story listeners, you can find every episode on Apple podcast, Spotify or YouTube.
0:05.3	Prime members can listen to ad free on Amazon music.
0:10.4	This week's episode of A-N-S is brought to you by Dude Wipes.
0:13.8	Dude's, we need to...
0:16.3	Hello, excuse me.
0:18.4	That's me, uh, me Kermit.
0:20.6	You know the frog?
0:21.9	Yeah, sure.
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0:40.5	anus a cleaner, more refreshing finish than TP after dropping a doofs out of your anus.
0:46.8	So this is customized copy for you.
0:48.8	My podcast with Fuzzy, we don't do this.
0:51.2	Uh, think about it when you wash your face, hands or body, you use water to get yourself clean.
0:57.6	So when it comes to the dirtiest thing we do, taking a shit, uh, why do we use dry toilet paper?
1:02.9	It's scratchy on my ass, dry toilet paper.
1:05.6	One ply?
1:06.4	Yeah, it's terrible.
1:07.7	No, not any longer.
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