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Is that your idea? No, you're just gonna say like, no, that's a new one to store, yeah. Hey, is that story over told? No, baby!

It's a fresh make up told story. I knew I knew I was gonna run a party.

So I've been cocked a lot. A lot. And by semi-famous people.

You're using that term loosely. I've there are how many magnetic zeros? A lot. It was like the ninth one. He didn't even have any role. He didn't even hum on home.

No, he didn't. And he destroyed my girlfriend. Yeah. Which was one thing, then subsequently all of the magnetic zeros, didn't they?

Yes. And then she's simultaneously or just very consecutive. It was very consecutive. Extremely consecutive.

There was like a hot swap going on with zeros. And yeah, I guess she was just attracted to them.

That never happens to me. Which is begs the question is it worse or better for the person who your girlfriend cheats on you with to be have an inkling of fame?

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