A New Untold Story: Ep. 241 - The Summer of Chris
A New Untold Story
Barstool Sports
5 • 6.1K Ratings
🗓️ 4 June 2021
⏱️ 48 minutes
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|| A New Untold Story: Ep. 241 - The Summer of Chris || The boys discuss Chris, chick ass, and timid bullies! || Producer: Owen
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, a new on-told story listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. |
| 0:05.0 | Prime members can listen to ad-free on Amazon Music. |
| 0:09.0 | Welcome back to a new on-told story presented by Dude Wipes. |
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| 0:27.0 | Think about it. When you wash your face, hands are body, use water to get yourself clean. |
| 0:32.0 | So when it comes to the dirtiest thing we do, Kyle, which is... |
| 0:34.0 | Taking a dump. |
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| 1:06.0 | Yeah. And I was talking to one of my hygienic homies, and he was like, you don't have to wash your hands after this. |
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