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🗓️ 7 January 2021
⏱️ 26 minutes
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|| A New Untold Story: Ep. 220 || The boys talk palm Sunday, Build A Bear and other mall dates, jaw-dropping high school talent show performances, platonic dads, and the best QB/WR duo in West Virginia history! || Producer: Tyler Goochman
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0:00.0 | Hey, a new one told story listeners, you can find every episode on Apple podcast, Spotify or YouTube. |
0:05.3 | Prime members can listen to ad free on Amazon music. Jesus, oh, and fuck. |
0:13.2 | You're palms okay? Yeah, Mr. applause. |
0:18.6 | You're back. Speaking of palms, Kyle. What do you mean, Kyle? He put it up, he wants us to roll with that. |
0:25.3 | That up for you. What are we doing improv? Palms. Let's walk, let's walk the audience through |
0:32.6 | how our brains work. So we hear palms and we, and we, and we immediately go to what can we do with palms? |
0:39.0 | Yeah, I'm thinking a tropical tree. Yeah, I'm thinking of a lesser man wood as well. But what, |
0:45.3 | how can we make that deeper, more complex? Let's make this, we went to a Catholic school. Yeah. |
0:50.4 | Palm Sunday. Palm Sunday was when we got that real thin strip of palm plant. It was palm leaf. |
0:57.5 | It was before Easter. Yeah. Yeah. And so now let's take it. Palm Sunday. |
1:01.7 | How can we change Palm Sunday? Oh, it's thick and ice cream. |
1:06.4 | Yeah. Palm. A granite Palm Sunday. That's why years in that chair. Nick, tell them how we would do it. |
1:14.0 | We would Palm Sunday. We would we would misdirect. So we'd be like Palm. Kyle, do you remember that day? |
1:20.4 | Dairy Queen in the mall. Yeah, I actually do. And they, it was the busiest dairy queen, |
1:26.5 | not east of the Mississippi, but maybe on the Mississippi, east of the Ohio. |
1:31.2 | East of the Ohio. Yeah. And it was, they would oftentimes run out of bowls. And when they ran out of |
1:36.1 | bowls, Palm Sunday. Yeah. And they would, they would advertise it and market it like it was |
1:44.7 | this huge perk like it to the sun days were full price still. Yeah. You just had to eat them out of your |
1:50.9 | hands. Gross. It was disgusting. But it worked. I got it all the time. We would go up, put our |
1:55.3 | hands under the, that the soft serve machine. I would refuse to wash my hands, just walk around all |
2:00.4 | sticky because we were, that was, it may not have been the biggest mall, but it was the stickiest. |
2:07.4 | It was her like square foot per square foot. It was the, we were all, we would all wash our hands in |
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