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Yeah, so I was with my girlfriend at the time, ex now, unfortunately, and we're going out to eat.

And this was the first time I met her parents first time meeting the folks and you have to go out to dinner with them.

I was nervous.

That was those Kyle just meeting himself.

So I'm the head in the head.

But yeah, her dad scared the shit out of me because he was legitimately crazy.

Is this the one I'm looking at me?

Probably.

Okay, then her dad was a psychopath very much.

Was he real?

He was either radically pro life or pro choice?

Well, you're close.

He was multiple choice.

She was, she was supposed to be a triplet, end up being an only child.

But no, I, I was obsessed with this girl.

Like she would, she got me tickets to a John Mayer concert.

We'd go park right in front, go right in like right before the show started.

We got to like stake dinners pull up right in front, hop out, go in, given the VIP treatment.

She was given it to me.

Oh, yeah.

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