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Finishing my problem. What are you can't finish? No, I'm talking about boys. Stop drop in roll.

I don't know. We were fully convinced as little kids that stop drop in roll was the move.

It's so is that we would be needing it to evade fires and third degree burns. It's it is the move. Not not for that reason though, huh?

I don't know what I'm talking about. Oh, yeah, yeah. Stop. Oh, I got it. The real stop drop in roll. Stop her from sucking her dick. Stop her from sucking your dick.

You drop to your knees, your knees, yeah. And then you roll your tongue on the wrist. Yeah, yeah, that's the stock deal. Yeah, and that's they should teach that in school. Yeah, yeah, like that in Texas.

We were learning that in kindergarten, Mrs. Wilson. We didn't learn that. Learn what? The real stop. We were learning the fire. We were practicing the fire one over and over again. Yeah, for no reason.

About 80% of our day. Yeah, she was a worth in hindsight. She was a worthless teacher. Wow. Wow. No, no, no, no, no, she might be listening.

Who was the other kindergarten teacher? I had Miss Wilson. There was Mrs. Wilson and the teacher's aid. The teachers aid had her own class. Yeah, she was the best teacher at her school. She had a master's.

Doctorate. Yeah, she was the highest 10 year. Then why was she just a teacher's aid? She was. Oh, no, no, we just call her that. We call her the long. Why? She had AIDS. Yeah, but she was an exceptional teacher. Yeah, she is what she up to. Oh, God, that was 20 years ago. She died 20 years ago. At the end of our kindergarten graduation. While we're on the subject of school, let's talk about Fizzette.

Well, at St. Vincent's. Yeah. Oh, you're talking about math class. Fizzette. Yeah, physical. Eddie. Who's our math teacher? In his whole thing, he tried to convince us and he succeeded.

And physical learning is the best way to learn math. It's not visually. It's not.

And God, whatever the other ways are, right? He's like, you have to physically show you how to do parentheses or Pemda. Yeah, that's right. And he, he was handsy. Yeah. That was his thing.

I remember. Like we're trying to learn hands-on learners instead of a demonic device for like Pemda. So he taught. He taught. Yeah.

It was standing for Pemet Pelvis and E is elbow. E is elbow. M was.

I got up quickly. I forget my mind is going. Maybe it's a repressed memory.

M was mouth. D was. Yeah. A was. A was. Yes. And then it was scrotus. In, you know, in his defense, it was still remember it.

I was the easiest way to learn. That was fizz. He was a good teacher. No, but Jim class. Jim class. And you're talking about Latin. Yeah, father Jim taught it.

I remember the one time. Yeah, I raised my hand. I was like, father Jim. Latin is a dead language. Right?

Oh my god. Speaking of dead. He didn't like that. PE class. I didn't like none of me like that. No, no, no. PE class though. The PE.

He was the best. Well, we had, I think we had like a Guinness World record. It was never official. I don't think they keep records for that.

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