A New Untold Story: Ep. 212 - My Blank Smells Blanked

A New Untold Story

Barstool Sports

Improv, Comedy

4.9 • 6.3K Ratings

🗓️ 12 November 2020

⏱️ 30 minutes

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|| A New Untold Story: Ep. 212 || The boys discuss Jason Mraz, scatting, dicks smelling fucked, and clowning homies! || Producer: Tyler Goochman

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0:00.0	Hey, a new one told story listeners, you can find every episode on Apple podcast, Spotify or YouTube.
0:05.3	Prime members can listen to ad free on Amazon music.
0:30.0	Sure.
0:39.5	Much easy.
0:42.0	Is that?
0:42.9	Is that?
0:44.8	No, if that was my dick, I'd know that's the first thing I do in the mornings.
0:47.4	It's not my dick.
0:48.0	You smell your, well, I think we've all do in like the shower to see if we have to scrub it.
0:52.4	Well, no, mine's not for cleanliness.
0:53.8	Mine is, I party.
0:55.6	And I have to, yeah, I black out.
0:58.2	Yes.
0:59.1	And I just need to see if my dick's been fucked.
1:03.6	Okay.
1:04.1	Oh, like you black out and you want to remember if you had sex or not because you don't know.
1:08.2	So you ask the girl or wake up in the morning and I lift up the cover and just,
1:14.1	the first time my dick's mode fucked was in college.
1:17.4	Your dick smelled fucked.
1:19.0	Yeah, I would, I woke up after a blackout and I was like, did I, did you have sex or not?
1:23.8	And so I, I lift up the, the comforter and just, uh, uh,
1:27.6	I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't remember, I didn't remember fucking.
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