A Milton Keynes of the Mud feat. Gareth Dennis
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4.7 • 935 Ratings
🗓️ 6 May 2026
⏱️ 63 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | November recently is discovered, what I would say is some... Disconcerting news. |
| 0:22.5 | Yeah, basically, I've had a sort of a miniature climate shock in the most bourgeois possible way, |
| 0:29.3 | because I'm going to Ireland, and I was told, oh, hey, Ireland has a wine industry now. |
| 0:36.3 | And I just... I shouldn't. |
| 0:38.3 | My whole body just kind of revolted at that idea that like it's too wet. |
| 0:44.3 | It's too cold. |
| 0:45.3 | You can't do that. |
| 0:46.3 | But no, it turns out climate is doing it and it's getting nice and temperate or temperate enough for sort of like whatever freak German |
| 0:55.0 | sort of like hybridization grapes they want to use. And now you can get a bottle of wine made in |
| 1:00.1 | Ireland. Okay, look, English was bad news, right? I mean, English tends to be bad news when it shows up. |
| 1:05.6 | But like wine production has to stop moving north. Yeah, I'm I'm paddling the ocean with a thing of ice cubes to try and collapse the AMOC current |
| 1:16.9 | immediately. |
| 1:17.9 | I mean, the thing is, right, it's weird enough. |
| 1:21.4 | I think it's enough of a kind of future shock thing to be able to get like an Irish re-sling, right? Weirder still |
| 1:29.2 | that it's German, I think. |
| 1:32.0 | When I was told this, |
| 1:33.4 | I did say, you know, |
| 1:35.4 | farmers are we whose wines are pledged to |
| 1:37.2 | Rhineland. |
| 1:40.2 | If you like that one, I have a second joke, which is |
| 1:43.1 | the worst part about getting an Irish wine so that it's caught. |
| 1:48.0 | Oh, come on. |
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