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Larry Miller Show

A Message From Larry! Plus One Million Downloads Can't Be Wrong (rebroadcast)

Larry Miller Show

Jeff Fox

Shepherd, Garrison, Booze, Keillor, Guffman, Prarie, Hangovers, Larry, Improv, Home, Jean, Comedy, Miller, Companion, Drunk

4.61.1K Ratings

🗓️ 27 June 2012

⏱️ 40 minutes

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Summary

The old fivefecter himself checks in with a message for the LMDS at the top of this week's show!Then, in this week's rebroadcast, Larry eats hot Cambodian food with a tunnel rat from Drake's Drum. And so goes the world's most enigmatic episode description. Eh, shift happens.Yes, hear about Larry dining with one of his drinking pals, whose food was so spicy, Larry couldn't even stand to SMELL it!Also, baseball players are funnier than you think. Especially when they're pretending someone stinks. And so goes the world's least amusing rhyme. But hear about Cleveland's Josh Tomlin getting upstaged by a teammate on TV.Then Larry talks about the wonders of nature. You know, the rainbows, the hummingbirds, the copperhead snakes that drop on you from trees, the river-borne parasites that'll make you think twice about getting your swim trunks wet.Finally Larry declares which airport is the greatest in the US. Will it be O'Hare? Newark? Kalamazoo/Battle Creek International? Is the suspense killing you? With boredom? Tune in and find out. The quote of the week is silence.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hi folks I'm Larry Miller but in a way aren't we all and here's the good news this is real and Colonel Jeff and Dr Chris and I just record this to let you know I'm really good I'm fine I'm okay but I may not be back for a while so Colonel Jeff and Dr Chris have been

0:15.3

bringing me all the cards and letters you've written and I want you to know they mean

0:18.4

a lot to me they mean so much to me you mean a lot to me you mean a lot to them

0:22.4

and I hope we mean the same thing to you.

0:24.4

It's very gratifying to know that we've started to really build something here.

0:28.6

We can't wait to do it again. You're the best listeners a guy like me could ever wish for. So remember until we come back

0:34.5

if you walked out of bed today and had a job to go to and a home to come back to and

0:39.6

someone there who cares about you folks the game's over and you've won and that's

0:44.5

still the truest thing I know I hope it is for all of us forever so until my

0:49.0

return remember Homer is Homer Pluto is a, and what do you ask every bad bartender in the world?

0:57.0

Nominem quit Jeminus? That's Latin for, you call that a double? Still works beautifully. I'll be seeing you soon and the colonel

1:04.8

and the doctor send you their fondest hello's by

1:08.8

from level five city in Glendale it's this week with Larry Miller Good evening, Mr and Mrs America, and everyone who likes hot food.

1:35.0

Welcome once again to this week with Larry Miller. I'm Larry Miller, but in a way aren't we all?

1:46.0

And don't they sound good as always? That's the Bob Wyland Orchestra and the Mary McKinney Dancers featuring Boytenor Michaelocaro asking the musical question, can I start you

1:55.5

off with something to drink?

1:57.8

By the way that made me and Jeff and Chris laugh here.

2:01.4

Michael Zocaro actually wrote that in. That was his suggestion

2:04.8

for the question with the musical question. The boy tenor might actually

2:09.3

ask so we used his name as you know we like to use people's names who write in.

2:14.6

And so his question, that just made me laugh.

2:17.3

Can I start you off with something to drink?

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